You need a damn PHD to start a blog. It’s childproof! I feel like my 85 year old grandmother on Facebook right now.
“Set up your very own blog in less than five minutes!”.
Are you fucking kidding me?
NO. NO. NO.
You can possibly, maybe, figure out your 17 digit password which requires the following: 15 digits of said password in a language you have never learned, a scanned copy of dental records, putting up your first born child as collateral, and finalizing said password with a signature in blood witnessed via skype, in that five minutes but be assured… You cannot create a blog.
I have no memory of the last 72 hours… I believe I blacked out with rage after I forgot 16 digits of my 17 digit password.
Cheers to my first blog post. HA!